seven sins soap. i love anything in a series. i've started a couple series of drawings and paintings on the seven deadly sins. i'd buy these guys just for the gluttony one (it is chocolate scented). for the naughty ones on your list year.
french fry lip balm. too far? obviously.
homemade snow globes. tutorial by Martha Stewart (i love a lot of that woman's stuff!) it's also a great way to give a gift card.